Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 11)
Season 6, Episode 2: "Cleaning House"
Ted's voice over: Kids, your Uncle Barney grew up without a dad, and it always made him feel incomplete, but as he hugged Loretta surrounded by the boxed up remnants of his happy childhood, he realized he had one hell of a mom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: If Sam only knew Loretta for a few months he couldn't possibly be Barney's father.
Robin: He's also quite the detective.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: What, you know what you're doing down there.
Ted: Oh Teddy West Side can bring it, we know this.
• Rating: Unrated
Ted: The comfort of home is pretty much ruined when someone turns your-old room into what I'm pretty sure is a tantric sex temple. All the bamboo, pot smoke and 60's music, it's like my old G.I. Joes are frozen in some weird Vietnam flashback.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 1: "Big Days"
Ted voiceover: Nothing in this life quite compares to the sweet exhilaration of making your move. When you just put it all on the line and go for it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Dude you are so in, a high five doesn't cut it. High Six!
Ted: She didn't see us High Six did she?
Robin: No.
Barney: Good. That was pretty lame.
Ted: Yeah, let's never do that again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Gotta see her ankles.
Robin: You're one of those? I swear, one in five guys.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: She's got her shields up anyway; she's reading a book.
Barney: Yeah! At a bar! The book might as well be called Are Ya There Barney? It's Me Horny. That is not what "shields up" looks like. (Enter Robin disheveled) THAT is what "shields up" looks like.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: Oh yeah? Be my guest. Fall in love with her, get married. Just know this, when I step up to make my toast as your best man?
Ted: Actually Marshall will probably be my-
Barney: AS YOUR BEST MAN!!!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Barney I really have to grade these papers.
Barney: I'm sorry. I'll let you work...But first a riddle! What piece of women's attire stokes a man's desire?
Ted: A sundress.
Barney: Correct. What lightweight outfit pink or white makes the front of my slacks abnormally tight?
Ted: I really have to get this done.
Barney: Of course of course. Sundress by the way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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