Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 2)
Season 7, Episode 11: "The Rebound Girl"
Ted: Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "Perfect on Paper"
Ted: When it's just not there, you can't force it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 6: "Mystery vs. History"
Ted: While this font is often mistaken for Helvetica, it's actually Helvetica Bold. I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "Field Trip"
Barney: Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!
Ted: Barney these are eighteen year olds!
Barney: Ted, these are eighteen year olds!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 3: "Ducky Tie"
Ted: Jeez Lily it's like you have a butt on your chest.
Barney: Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 2: "The Naked Truth"
Ted: Robin, get me my legal pad. It's Pros and Cons Time!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Wait a minute. You're going to date two girls at once? Don't you think you should just choose one before it gets serious?
Ted: Define serious.
Lily: Well that's complicated. I guess you have to weigh expectations, emotional investments...
Marshall: Third base, serious at third base.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: You didn't ruin a wedding, just the reception.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 1: "The Best Man"
Barney: I picked the right tie didn't I?
Ted: You nailed it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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