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How-i-met-your-mother

What followed was a long day and a half for Lily, a really long day and a half. It's kind of insane how much happened in just a day and a half.

Ted: It's funny. In a moment like that, when what's really happening is too intense to deal with, sometimes it's best...
The Mother: To leave it unspoken and just enjoy each others company instead.

Ted: She walks down the aisle. You say your vows, you go to the reception, you have your first dance. Before you know it, just like magic, you realize, it's a perfect fit.
Barney: You're right Ted, this is the one.

Barney: I need you to help me pick the suit I'm gonna wear when I walk down the aisle.
Ted: Ok, Robin walks down the aisle you wait at the end of it.
Barney: Ok then the suit I'll be wearing when they all stand as I enter the chapel.
Ted: Also her.

I finally found the one Marshall. Her name, is Bacon.

No no no! Ted do not give me that look.
Ted; A mountain of food, a ticking clock? Come on you live for this stuff.

Marshall

Robin: No! We are not doing Weekend at Barney's!
Ted: But that's the dream!

You guys see the irony here. The only person who could possibly get Barney back on his feet is Barney.

You know what's weird Stella? Not seeing Star Wars until you're 30.

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