Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 5)
Season 7, Episode 14: "46 Minutes"
Ted: We built Chip City... We built Chip City on all your dough!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Barney: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with...
Ted: Barney! I'm allowed to miss them alright? They're my two best friends.
Barney: I'm your two best friends!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: It's like when they canceled Party Of Five for the second time. I mean when they canceled, sports.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 12: "Symphony of Illumination"
Ted: You can't fire me I'm union bitch!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Ted: Still? Still with the Lebron jokes?
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Ted: Oh Can-adorable, am I right?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 11: "The Rebound Girl"
Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Ted: Kids I cannot stress this enough. Barney and I were going through a tough time.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Ted: Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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