Ted Mosby Quotes
Still? Still with the Lebron jokes?
Oh Can-adorable, am I right?
Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.
Kids I cannot stress this enough. Barney and I were going through a tough time.
Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!
Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!
When it's just not there, you can't force it.
While this font is often mistaken for Helvetica, it's actually Helvetica Bold. I can actually hear the sound of her vagina being boarded up.
Barney: Studies show that 83% of all college students desperately need, Sex Lessons!
Ted: Barney these are eighteen year olds!
Barney: Ted, these are eighteen year olds!
Ted: Jeez Lily it's like you have a butt on your chest.
Barney: Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
Robin, get me my legal pad. It's Pros and Cons Time!
Lily: Wait a minute. You're going to date two girls at once? Don't you think you should just choose one before it gets serious?
Ted: Define serious.
Lily: Well that's complicated. I guess you have to weigh expectations, emotional investments...
Marshall: Third base, serious at third base.
