How I Met Your Mother

Ted Mosby Quotes (Page 7)

Ted: Wow Marshall really took a two-flusher on that one!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: Oh thank God! Barney Stinson needs you right before his wedding, you assume there's at least one dead stripper in the closet.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Ted: And kids, that's how I met your mother. Psych! It was just some chick.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Ted: Robin you want to get...
Robin: (Raspberry Sound) Get it together bro.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ted: Do you know how many people it takes to change fifty-thousand light bulbs?
Barney: Are these people Irish? Polish? Blondes? What are we dealing with here?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ted: Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: New York is never finished Theodore. She's a lady only a handful of architects ever get to dance with. Do not miss your turn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: First of all, no ninja is getting the jump on me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ted: Kids, don't drink tequila.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Can you get STD's from the ghost of a prostitute?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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