You told me my husband was dead. Angry doesn't begin to cover it.

Booth: No one's getting killed.
Brennan: That's what you always say before the shooting starts.

We've been through a lot. Your gambling... being in jail... shot... a new baby. Don't you think we might need a change?

Booth: Yeah. Can't eat pie fast or you'll cramp. That is a science.
Brennan: Someday, I would love to live in a world governed by your rules of physics.

Angela: Hey, you have a minute?
Brennan: I believe I have multiple minutes, actually.

Booth: Come on, Bones. Really?
Bones: It's too hard right now, Booth. I love you.

Brennan: It's not your problem, Aubrey.
Aubrey: It is if I can help. And hey, now I don't feel so useless.

Brennan: I want you to know that I remember every single time we've made love.
Booth: Wow. Right. Yeah, that came out of nowhere. I guess I'm flattered.

Brennan: How does it look?
Booth: Like I made the right choice.
Brennan: It is quite exquisite
Booth: I was talking about you. I made the right choice. I'm just so lucky to have you as my wife.

We're having a baby! I can keep eating peanut butter cookies!

Booth: Everything okay in there, Bones? You need any help?
Brennan: I'm peeing on a stick. I'm pretty sure I can do that by myself.

Brennan: I believe the term is "one in the hole!"
Booth: No, Bones, it's "hole in one."

Bones Quotes

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Brennan

Booth: I worked really, really hard on my vows, but you know, now that we're here, look, um, hey. Do you remember the last time that we were here? Standing right around in this spot? It was right in the beginning before we really knew each other. I was trying to get away from you because you were irritating me and, uh, you chased me down, and you caught up to me and I said to you 'listen, I just have to get all my ducks in a row' and you said to me--
Brennan: I can be a duck.
Booth: Yeah. You know we had been chasing each other for a long time. Chasing each other through wars and serial killers and ghosts and snakes. And now chasing you has been the smartest thing that I have ever done in my life. And being chased by you has been my greatest joy. But now, we, uh, we don't have to chase each other anymore because we caught each other.

Bones Music

  Song Artist
Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The world is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones