Teresa Lisbon Quotes
Lisbon: How many wives have you had?
Walter: Enough to know better.
Lisbon: So what's the deal, I thought you would be the most comfortable in front of cameras.
Jane: The last time I was in front of cameras things didn't turn out so well.
Lisbon: Why do you so dislike being filmed?
Jane: Because you are stealing my soul.
Chief Donner: Is he sniffing her?
Lisbon: Yes
Chief Donner: You pay him to sniff people?
Do that again and I'll arrest you.
Lisbon: Doctors don't think you're gonna make it.
Bosco: Well, I'm gonna say it then. Doctors better be right. I love you, Teresa.
Lisbon: I love you, too.
Bosco: No, I mean I love you.
Lisbon: I know what you mean.
Bosco: It had to be said.
You know what? Jane's not the problem. You are. You're so stuck on the idea that he's not a cop that you can't see what he is. You know how many cases he's closed for us? You think he's given me bad habits? I think he's made me a better cop.
Jane: Is she all right?
Lisbon: Yeah.
Bosco: Thank God.
Jane: Well, thank kevlar, actually.
Bosco: They're Jane's people. They need watching.
Lisbon: I like to think of them as my people.
Bosco: Well, think what you like. I can't have them trying to pull some cheap stunt behind my back.
Jane: Well, we have a whole range of expensive stunts if you don't like the cheap ones
Lisbon: You are taking over the McAdoo interview.
Van Pelt: I'm totally ready for that. I can get him to confess to this.
Lisbon: Yeah. Maybe. Main thing is you keep him there long enough for us to search his car. Be friendly. He thinks he is a player. He'll live it up.
Van Pelt: What do you mean, "be friendly"?
Lisbon: Need a map?
Deputy Fisher: (talking about Jane) What's this guy's problem?
Lisbon: That would take way too long to answer.
Minelli: Lisbon, I had a horrible dream. I dreamt that Jane escaped the county jail. I dreamt that the sheriff, the AG and the district super all called to yell at me. Now you're gonna wake me up, yes?
Lisbon: I'm sorry, sir. I have no excuse for him. He is beyond out of line.
