Terri Schuester Quotes
Holly: I'm Holly Holliday.
Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
Terri: I did really enjoy taking care of you when you're sick.
Will: That's because you like me best when I'm weak.
Terri: Maybe. That's what my therapist says.
Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.
Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. You're already screwed.
Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!
Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?
Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.
Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.
Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.