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Glee

Holly: I'm Holly Holliday.
Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?

Terri: I did really enjoy taking care of you when you're sick.
Will: That's because you like me best when I'm weak.
Terri: Maybe. That's what my therapist says.

Terri: I have this compulsive need to crush other people's dreams. Finn: Yeah that's what Mr. Shu said.

Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. You're already screwed.

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!

Will: You're making her clean our bathroom?
Terri: I've been dealing with these school girl crushes for years. Why shouldn't I get something out of it?

Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.

Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.

Will: We can't afford this.
Terri: All we need to do is give up Applebeer's and AC for the first few summers.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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