One man came and lifted us all up…and that man was me!

So I'm kinda totally on Ron's side.

So, hands in, defeat Ron on three! 1, 2, 3!

Leslie

Hahaha, write down that I'm funny!

And the Tommy Chopper. We sell chopped salad out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now!

Excuse me, Miss Hanley? Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.

I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.

Despite what my pocket square says, I’m not a billionaire.

Tom: What is this, a rotten grapefruit?
Larry: No, it’s my dog’s rectum.

Please, Ron. I’ve never asked you for anything today.

This is the hardest I’ve ever worked on anything since…wow—I’ve never worked hard on anything! What a cool life!

Tom: You’re like a crazy volcano. You’ll have to bring it down a notch.
Craig: I’ll bring it down a dozen notches if I have to!

Parks & Rec Quotes

April is the best, but she's 20. When April was born I was already in third grade, which means if we were friends back then I would have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. Oh my god I could have killed her.

Andy

Sometimes when you make an omelet you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.

Leslie