Tom Haverford Quotes (Page 5)
Season 4, Episode 18: "Lucky"
Ann: Uh oh, I know that look.
Tom: She's got the crazy eyes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 15: "Dave Returns"
Tom: I feel like you're embarrassed by me.
Ann: That is accurate.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 8: "Smallest Park"
Chris: Rethink our visual brand, take these words, and make something amazing!
Tom: So you're saying you want me to choose a new font?
Chris: Yes, essentially I'd like you to choose a new font.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 4: "Pawnee Rangers"
Tom: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, this is a whole never level of nerd.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 3: "Born & Raised"
Tom: At the risk bragging one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me smiling and taking partial credit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tom: Ben, Leslie hired my company to get her that sticker. You're the one that told me businesses need "clients" to get "money."
Ben: I was the first one to tell you that?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 2: "Ron & Tammys"
Tom: It's almost too easy.
Ben: I can hear you.
Tom: I know you can Ben, that's how easy it is.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 1: "I'm Leslie Knope"
Tom: Wow, how long has it been?
April: Three weeks.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 15: "The Bubble"
Tom: There's a whole room on the fourth floor where they store the knives they've confiscated from people who went to the fourth floor to stab someone.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "The Fight"
Tom: Meeting in one hour. If you don't make it you're on my donezo list.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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