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Take the easy way out. I always do! It's easy!

Tom: Mmm. You can really taste the ignorance.
Councilman Milton: It's pronounced 'anchovies'.

Well, DDS doesn't stand for Dumb Dumb Stupid.

He's just playing hard ball. Let me tell you how it's going to go
down. In a few minutes, we'll walk in there, we'll give him our
demands, and then BAM -- I start crying.

And we all know the better looking a park is, the more attention it will get from lady parks that want to have sex with it.

Tom: What do you know? You don't care about things.
April: Yes I do. I care about Andy and Champion ... and I want Leslie to win. And I like sleeping.

Ann: Uh oh, I know that look.
Tom: She's got the crazy eyes.

Tom: I feel like you're embarrassed by me.
Ann: That is accurate.

Chris: Rethink our visual brand, take these words, and make something amazing!
Tom: So you're saying you want me to choose a new font?
Chris: Yes, essentially I'd like you to choose a new font.

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