Tom Scavo Quotes
Season 8, Episode 20: "Lost My Power"
Lynette: Huh. That's weird.
Tom: What?
Lynette: I have an "Isn't that Ironic?" app that usually buzzes when people say stuff like that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 15: "Farewell Letter"
Tom: If you turn that paper over, you'll find a whole section of people willing to exchange money in exchange for something called work!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 12: "Where Do I Belong"
Tom: I hope you can forgive me for this. It would be a shame, a shame if some meaningless encounter 20 years ago ruined this life we've built together.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 3: "Truly Content"
Tom: The only reason I didn't smoke in college was because I signed the abstinence pledge of my Dungeons and Dragons club.
• Rating: Unrated
Tom: I'm taking the necessary precautions.
Lynette: The necessary precautions being your own weight in cheese doodles?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 17: "Chromolume #7"
Tom: So, Paris, Prague, Madrid... it sounds like you guys saw everything.
Lynette: But you still haven't told us how you two met.
Preston: Well, uh, the first time I saw Irina was on a beach in Nice.
Irina: It was, uh, how you say in english? The... (she gestures)
Tom: T-topless?
Irina: Yes!
Lynette: Oh, you really did see everything.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 16: "The Chase"
Tom: How could you forget her birthday?
Lynette: I'm pregnant. I forget pants sometimes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 14: "The Glamorous Life"
Lynette: Maybe we should think about seeing another therapist.
Tom: When we started, you loved her.
Lynette: Yeah, and when we started, I loved you too. Things change.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 10: "Boom Crunch"
Tom: It'll be ok, I'm looking for a job, and in the meantime we've got enough money to live on for the next... four months.
Lynette: So we'll run out right before the babies are born.
Tom: Yes. But remember, kids never miss what they never had.
Lynette: Ah, like food, clothing, a sober mother.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 6: "Don't Walk on the Grass"
Lynette: (holding a worldmap) There you go, Gaby. It's kinda old. It's from before the Soviet Union broke up.
Gabrielle: The Soviet Union broke up?
Tom: You sure you know what you're doing with this homeschooling thing?
Gabrielle: Oh, honey, Juanita's in first grade. She'll believe what I tell her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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