This is officially the festival of Ryan's giant balls.

Wow. Look at you. The poultry whisperer.

You do not want to go to prom with a prosthetic. If one's just a little bit shorter than the other you'll be dancing in circles all night.

I'm saying that given the choice between standing up to a 2000 pound bull and standing up to his mother, he chose the bull.

Off the Map Quotes

Practicing tropical medicine in a third-world country is a different game... You don't have high tech, you don't have big pharma - you have your brain, you have your instincts.

Ben

They don't give a crap about the work. They're just padding their resumes with a little third world do gooding.

Otis