You know I think losing my fortune is gonna be easier than losing you so why don't we just stop now.

Did you know that as a doctor I could diagnose myself as a giant tool?

I just got a new sports car, thought we could open her up, get a few speeding tickets.

Doesn't you going out and having fun violate some kind of law?

Who stays mad at a castaway?

My best friend is getting legally resurrected. I wouldn't miss this for the world.

Tommy: By my rough estimate, you have no had sex in 1839 days, as your wingman I highly recommend Carmen Golden.
Oliver: Which one is she?
Tommy: The one that looks like the chick from Twilight.
Oliver: What's Twilight?
Tommy: You're so better off not knowing.

Everyone is happy you're alive, you wanna see the one person who isn't?

I want one of those tshirts that says my friend was a cast away and all I got was this crappy shirt.

Arrow Quotes

Diggle: I see you brought your plus one.
Ray: Nice to meet you. Ray Palmer.
Diggle: John Diggle. [whispering into Ray's ear] You hurt her, they'll never find your body. [louder] Nice to meet you!

Felicity: What's going on? Ray?
Ray: Oliver Queen is the Arrow.
Felicity: What?
Ray: I have a 140 IQ and three PhDs, but it's pretty hard to insult my intelligence, but I'm pretty sure you just did. It all makes sense now. Your, ah, sudden disappearances, your apprehension of helping me with my mission. You've been working with the Arrow this whole time.