You know I think losing my fortune is gonna be easier than losing you so why don't we just stop now.

Did you know that as a doctor I could diagnose myself as a giant tool?

I just got a new sports car, thought we could open her up, get a few speeding tickets.

Doesn't you going out and having fun violate some kind of law?

Who stays mad at a castaway?

My best friend is getting legally resurrected. I wouldn't miss this for the world.

Tommy: By my rough estimate, you have no had sex in 1839 days, as your wingman I highly recommend Carmen Golden.
Oliver: Which one is she?
Tommy: The one that looks like the chick from Twilight.
Oliver: What's Twilight?
Tommy: You're so better off not knowing.

Everyone is happy you're alive, you wanna see the one person who isn't?

I want one of those tshirts that says my friend was a cast away and all I got was this crappy shirt.

Arrow Quotes

Felicity Smoak. You have failed this omelette.


Laurel: Helena, you don't have to do this.
Helena: Yes, I do. Because once you let the darkness inside, it never comes out.