Tommy Merlyn Quotes
You know I think losing my fortune is gonna be easier than losing you so why don't we just stop now.
Did you know that as a doctor I could diagnose myself as a giant tool?
I just got a new sports car, thought we could open her up, get a few speeding tickets.
Doesn't you going out and having fun violate some kind of law?
Who stays mad at a castaway?
My best friend is getting legally resurrected. I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Tommy: By my rough estimate, you have no had sex in 1839 days, as your wingman I highly recommend Carmen Golden.
Oliver: Which one is she?
Tommy: The one that looks like the chick from Twilight.
Oliver: What's Twilight?
Tommy: You're so better off not knowing.
Everyone is happy you're alive, you wanna see the one person who isn't?
I want one of those tshirts that says my friend was a cast away and all I got was this crappy shirt.