The Sopranos

Tony Soprano Quotes (Page 8)

Dr. Melfi: Small cutting is the clinical term.
Tony: What's large cutting, O.J. and the missing track suit?
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Tony: Thank God for golf some days.
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Tony: (on Junior) He's a bushman of the Kalahari.
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Livia Soprano: (to A.J.) Come over here, say a hail mary for your grandfather.
Uncle Junior: Lay off, he's a kid.
Livia Soprano: So he should neglect his elders, just like his father?
Uncle Junior: Yeah, real scamp.
Livia Soprano: My son, the mental patient.
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Carmela: I'm not giving you my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. Is it?
Tony: No, who do you think I am?
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Tony: I bet you're sleeping all the time.
Christopher: It's the one thing I still enjoy.
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AJ: Is it true that the Chinese invented spaghetti?
Tony: Now think about it. Why would people who eat with sticks invent something you need a fork to eat?
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Tony: Let me ask you a question. These other kids, are you keeping an eye on them? Are you testing them? The ones who aren't named Soprano.
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Tony: I already got a girlfriend. She's Russian, 24. How old are you?
Dr. Melfi: I find it interesting that it took you so long to tell me you have a girlfriend.
Tony: How are you doing with it?
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Tony: What about Pussy? (Dr. Mefli gives him a strange look.) He's an acquaintance.
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