Oh, oh Ken ... we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.

Sure, I Google myself all the time. Like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel.

Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.

I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?

Honey, I'm home! Pac-Man, I'm Jewish!

[forgetting what floor he works on] Six! I knew it was a character from Blossom, but I couldn't find the Joey Russo button.

Tracy: Well I'm sorry Sean, and child actor whose name I can't remember. You haven't walked in my shoes! All my life I've tried to forget the things I've seen: I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs! I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a ribcage! A guy in dreds electrocuted my fish! a crackhead breast-feeding a rat! A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on a third rail of the G train! The G train, Nermal!

Tracy: Why's that baby covered with goop?
Dr. Spaceman: Because everything about this is disgusting.

Dot Com: Also we took Tracy's cell phone, his wallet...
Tracy: ... and my mood ring! And I don't know how I feel about that.

Tracy: [on his new movie] Garfield 3: Feline Groovy. It's a pun. Because cats' paws have grooves. They're paying me one million teacher salaries.

I found it on my favorite web site ... stop showing off, Dot com!

Centennial is a hundred years, because centipeding means having sex with a hundred women.

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Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

If you've just joined us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us.

Larry King
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