Oh, oh Ken ... we may have fallen into the intellectual deep end here. And if you try to grab on to me, we'll both drown.

I don't get why people like brunch. What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?

Sure, I Google myself all the time. Like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel.

Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.

Honey, I'm home! Pac-Man, I'm Jewish!

[forgetting what floor he works on] Six! I knew it was a character from Blossom, but I couldn't find the Joey Russo button.

Tracy: Well I'm sorry Sean, and child actor whose name I can't remember. You haven't walked in my shoes! All my life I've tried to forget the things I've seen: I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs! I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a ribcage! A guy in dreds electrocuted my fish! a crackhead breast-feeding a rat! A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on a third rail of the G train! The G train, Nermal!

Dot Com: Also we took Tracy's cell phone, his wallet...
Tracy: ... and my mood ring! And I don't know how I feel about that.

Tracy: Why's that baby covered with goop?
Dr. Spaceman: Because everything about this is disgusting.

Displaying quotes 1 - 9 of 239 in total