Favorite Tracy Jordan Quotes
This is untoward! This is not toward!
Tracy
Kenneth: I need some advice.
Tracy: I recommend you get it from Liz Lemon or an Owl who wears glasses.
I'm doing God's work here in Africa. Why just yesterday I kicked two naked people out of a garden.
Tracy: And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time: Wade Boggs Carpet World.
Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.
Passive resistance! I learned it from Doctor King! I'm brave!
Tracy: The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful Black Americans. Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors, but Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell and Gordon from Sesame Street, they're members, too, and they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. You can read about that on the Interweb.
Liz: Ah, well, it must be true if it's on the "Interweb."
[to Angie] OK, I'll be in touch. You still use your Hotmail account?
Liz: I hope you didn't have plans tonight.
Tracy: No. I wasn't going to buy two blimps and crash them into each other to see what kind of sound they made.
Liz: You're a 42 year old man.
Tracy: No I'm not. I took a real age test. It said I'm dead.
[sees Liz in wedding dress] Oh, no! Did a Korean person die?
Liz: Your lizard cannot be the music guest on the show.
Tracy: Of course not! His album doesnt drop until December!
