Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 13)
Season 4, Episode 22: "I Do Do"
Tracy: Do a sloppy job and they'll leave you alone. That's how I got out of foreplay with Angie ... and my taxes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 21: "Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land"
Tracy: Well I'm sorry Sean, and child actor whose name I can't remember. You haven't walked in my shoes! All my life I've tried to forget the things I've seen: I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs! I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a ribcage! A guy in dreds electrocuted my fish! a crackhead breast-feeding a rat! A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on a third rail of the G train! The G train, Nermal!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: I remember being born, of course, and I remember learning to ride a bike. But that was last year.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: [on his new movie] Garfield 3: Feline Groovy. It's a pun. Because cats' paws have grooves. They're paying me one million teacher salaries.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 20: "The Moms"
Tracy: Who cares? She's awesome and so am I. I want Serena Williams to be my mother!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 19: "Argus"
Tracy: You sound like my mother being pulled on stage at a 2 Live Crew concert.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 18: "Khonani"
Tracy: First of all, the secret service never gave me back my t-shirt cannon.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Just because he'd run away and cause traffic accidents and impregnate neighbors' horses. He's trapped here just like me!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 17: "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter"
Tracy: Get ready, son. All you've ever known is your affirmative action job and Queen Latifah Cover Girl commercials.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: I've learned the word 'black' in every language, just so I know when to be offended.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
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