Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 17)
Season 3, Episode 22: "Kidney Now!"
Tracy: [giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: [on his high school classmate] We called him Mean Steve. But his real name was Steven Killer.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Mamma Mia"
Tracy: I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I'm not an idiot.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 20: "The Natural Order"
Tracy: Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Tracy: You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: I took my son to his cello recital this morning at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 19: "The Ones"
Tracy: You're wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically-manipulated shark.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 18: "Jackie Jormp-Jomp"
Tracy: Passive resistance! I learned it from Doctor King! I'm brave!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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