Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 21)
Season 2, Episode 1: "SeinfeldVision"
Tracy: [sees Liz in wedding dress] Oh, no! Did a Korean person die?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: You can be a freaky-deeky and do data entry!
Liz: Sure.
Tracy: Or how about court reporting?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 21: "Hiatus"
Tracy: Kenneth should have given you the code word.
Jesse: What?
Tracy: That's it!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 20: "Cleveland"
Tracy: The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful Black Americans. Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors, but Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell and Gordon from Sesame Street, they're members, too, and they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. You can read about that on the Interweb.
Liz: Ah, well, it must be true if it's on the "Interweb."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 19: "Corporate Crush"
Frank: Yo Tray, we got a problem.
Tracy: [as Jefferson] Pray who be this Tracy Jordan thou speakest of?
Frank: Uh, President Jefferson, we got a problem.
Tracy: Speakest!
Frank: That horse ate your wig.
Tracy: Well, stand guard by his rump and await it in his droppings!
Lutz: Or we could probably just go get a new wig?
Tracy: A-ha! I like you, young man; you shall run my university.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: [as Sally Hemings] I'm with child!
Tracy: [as Thomas Jefferson] What?
Tracy: [as Sally Hemings] Will you free me and make me your wife?
Tracy: [as Thomas Jefferson] Um... I'm gonna have to get back to you on that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 18: "Fireworks"
Tracy: Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?
Dr. Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be. I'll let you know as soon as we have the results.
Tracy: I already know the results, the kid is not mine!
Dr. Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 17: "The Fighting Irish"
Tracy: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 16: "The Source Awards"
Tracy: If you get rich off this stuff just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: Death sentence number two. Shooting people at the source awards is a tradition. It's like Christmas or like shooting outside of HOT 97.
• Rating: Unrated
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