Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 23)
Season 1, Episode 14: "The C Word"
Tracy: Damn straight. I'm delightful.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 13: "Up All Night"
Tracy: Hells yes Liz Lemon. And I had plans. Me and Angie rented the penthouse at the SoHo Grand where we will drink wine and pleasure each other.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 10: "The Rural Juror"
Tracy: I need a hundred thousand dollars, or I'm gonna lose both my houses.
Jack: Tracy, I don't understand. You've starred in 14 films; you don't have any money saved?
Tracy: No, I lost all of it.
Jack: Really? Who's your money manager?
Tracy: Grizz.
Grizz: Worldcom, man. Worldcom.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Look, Tracy, I can't just give you money. But what I can do is show you how you can earn all the money you need. You must know Arsenio.
Tracy: Hall or Billingham?
Jack: You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
Tracy: No.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: So GE will produce the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine?
Jack: Oh no, no. GE could never make something so... unique. We'll have to pass this off to one of our subsidiaries. You see, GE owns KitchenAll of Colorado, which in turn owns JMI of Stamford which is a majority shareholder of Pokerfastlane.com which recently acquired the Sheinhardt Wig Company which owns NBC outright. NBC owns Winnipeg Iron Works which owns the AHP Chanagi Party Meats company of Pyongyang, North Korea... and they will make the Meat Machine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 9: "The Baby Show"
Liz: I'm not firing Josh.
Tracy: You always take his side.
[cut to flashback]
Liz: Tracy, stop tasering him!
[cut to present]
Tracy: See? I need to be respected, Liz Lemon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: This is untoward! This is not toward!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 8: "The Break-Up"
Tracy: I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror.
Frank: He's totally right.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 7: "Tracy Does Conan"
Tracy: I am a stabbing robot.
• Rating: Unrated
Frank: Hey, uh, you got anything about being a dad? People eat that garbage up.
Tracy: I like to walk around my house naked, to remind my oldest son who's still got the biggest ding-dong.
Pete: No
Tracy: Or I could tell the story of how I met Sharon Stone.
Pete: What was that?
Tracy: I was pooping in the ladies' room at The Ivy-
Pete: No.
• Rating: Unrated
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