My ringtone is the chicken dance. If I answer it, I won't hear the whole song!

You can take our freedom, unless you take our lives!

Remember when I offended stubborn people? That took forever to sort out.

Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.

From now on everyone has to refer to me as the Gentleman Formerly Known as Rectum.

Liz: You're a 42 year old man.
Tracy: No I'm not. I took a real age test. It said I'm dead.

Hey guys. It's me Tracy, the black guy from work.

Tracy: How many times have I come over and painted your apartment?
Liz: Three, and by the way stop doing that.

Oh my God, Liz? It's Tracy...from work.

Tracy: Was Dot Com standing that gay?
Kenneth: Um no sir, he was not.

Tracy: JMo how long would it take for your hair to grow back?
Jenna: It depends. Do you have access to horse seaman?
Tracy: You know I do.

That's crazy. A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name!

30 Rock Quotes

Oh, poor baby. Can't hack it in the big city? Gonna move to the bay area now, pretend that that was your dream the whole time? Have fun always carrying a light sweater.

Jenna

I wanna roll my eyes right now, but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Liz