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My ringtone is the chicken dance. If I answer it, I won't hear the whole song!

You can take our freedom, unless you take our lives!

Remember when I offended stubborn people? That took forever to sort out.

Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.

From now on everyone has to refer to me as the Gentleman Formerly Known as Rectum.

Liz: You're a 42 year old man.
Tracy: No I'm not. I took a real age test. It said I'm dead.

Hey guys. It's me Tracy, the black guy from work.

Tracy: How many times have I come over and painted your apartment?
Liz: Three, and by the way stop doing that.

Oh my God, Liz? It's Tracy...from work.

Tracy: Was Dot Com standing that gay?
Kenneth: Um no sir, he was not.

Tracy: JMo how long would it take for your hair to grow back?
Jenna: It depends. Do you have access to horse seaman?
Tracy: You know I do.

That's crazy. A man named Elia. That's a giraffe's name!

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30 Rock Quotes

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

I do have a hard time telling ages with black - shoes are the best kind of shoes.

Liz