Jenna: You're back!
Tracy: Yeah and this is my front. Thanks for setting me up with another classic quote.

Why don't you shut your mouth, back that ass up, and make me a sandwich!

Liz: You're off the leash Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash. It's a very long skin tag.

I'm doing God's work here in Africa. Why just yesterday I kicked two naked people out of a garden.

Can my friend Cheese go with us on our honeymoon?

Pete: You ever hear of the Peter Principle?
Tracy: Yes! Just now.

Cornell Commencement address? Sorry but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.

Hello. Good sweatshirt. How are you sweatshirting this sweatshirt?

Five years ago I saved your show! I rode in here on a white horse that you made me leave in the lobby.

Liz: Your online romance prank was not funny. I fell in love with you!
Tracy: You wore a yellow hat to that coffee shop.

Liz: I hope you didn't have plans tonight.
Tracy: No. I wasn't going to buy two blimps and crash them into each other to see what kind of sound they made.

Let's do it again from the top. I want to get it perfect, because perfection is my middle name. Unclaimed Perfection Baby Boy.

30 Rock Quotes

Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.

Liz

I've learned the word 'black' in every language, just so I know when to be offended.

Tracy