Tracy Jordan
Quotes

Tracy: [giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!
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Tracy: [on his high school classmate] We called him Mean Steve. But his real name was Steven Killer.
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Tracy: I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.
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Tracy: My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.
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Tracy: Liz Lemon, I may hug people too hard and get lost at malls, but I'm not an idiot.
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Tracy: Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon.
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Tracy: You treat me like a child! No, worse than that. Like one of those pageant girls with the clip-on teeth.
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Tracy: I took my son to his cello recital this morning at what turned out to be midnight yesterday!
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Tracy: You're wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically-manipulated shark.
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Tracy: Passive resistance! I learned it from Doctor King! I'm brave!
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