Troy Quotes
Troy: I'm better at sex than Jeff, right?
Britta: I've yet to have anyone worse.
I've never been to LegoLand. I just wanted you guys to think I was cool.
Once you reach level 16, you can see the color blurple.
Troy and Abed: Troy and Abed are in mourning!
Jeff: Will you guys please stop doing that?
Annie: I can't believe you did it during your eulogy. SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
Abed: I don't think the audience got that we were singing "mourning" with a "u."
Troy: You were singing :"mourning" with a "u"? Oh no!
Britta: I'm on sabbatical.
Troy: You're Jewish??
Evil Troy: I've been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Troy: Is it you?
Evil Troy: Yes.
Troy: Why would you tell me that?
I passed all the classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms.
We're stranded here forever...and I've never seen Blue Man Group!...I did see Blue Man Group! I just didn't get it! Why can't they talk? They have so much in common!
So was that girl an alien, or a toddler with a growing disease?
I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck. It's not as fun as it sounds.
Kevin doesn't know about labor laws, or forty hour work weeks, or that that guy named him after his dog.
Annie: Shirley! We were just-
Abed:-about to-
Troy:-eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
