Favorite Troy Quotes
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.
Troy: You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, he always went on dope adventures, and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it.
Pierce: Calvin Coolidge?
Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right
Ooh, no-no juice!
Troy [on wine]
I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.
Latvian Independence Parade. Don't look at me, they had the proper permits.
Someone make her a dude, so I can punch her.
Troy: Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie: No!
Pierce: Is it white George Foreman
Britta: You guys are talking about the same person. He's biracial, his name is David and he's a human being.
Annie: Shirley, you are a guilt machine
Pierce: And annie knows a thing or two about guilt, am I right Jew?
Annie: Say the whole word.
Pierce: Jewey?
Troy: You would never catch a Jehovah's Witness saying "jewey."
Pierce: It comes with the birthday cake you never got.
Troy: I'm a dracula.
Abed: You mean a vampire?
Troy: I don't need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. Nerd.
Do they find thoughts in our butts? I knew I should've read that book.
Yes. I want to bathe in manhood.
