Popular Troy Quotes
Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right
Troy: I'm president Obama's nephew
Abed: You never mentioned that before
Troy: I didn't know if I could trust you, but now it's time to tell you everything, starting with we invented the Ferrari
Jeff: This decision has to be yours, T-Bone. And this decision has to be yes.
Troy: How did you know my nickname was T-Bone?
Jeff: Because you're a football player. And your name begins with "T."
I don't know about you, but I know I ended up here because things weren't that great out there. You should try accepting where you're at, man. Take a pottery class or something
Troy [to Jeff]
Jeff: I'm saying you're a football player, its in your blood
Troy: That's racists
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That's racist
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That's gay
Jeff: That's homophoebic
Troy: That's black
Jeff: That's racist!
Troy: Damn
Let's say two people are in a class together and one wants to ask another one out on a grownup date.. but within biking distance of his parents house
Real friends help me with things, not vice versa.
I'm not afraid. I choose not be around rats because they are unpopular. Same goes for centipedes and lakes.
it's impossible to guard you, your eyes are too gentle and mysterious.
Troy [to Abed]
Troy: That's it, we're arm wrestling.
Abed: Like Stallone in Over the Top? I'm not sure about the rules, don't I need a semi truck and a ten year old son?
Shirley: I made you all a little gift because you're like my new family.
Annie: WWBJD?
Pierce: If it stands for "What Would Billy Joel Do?", I'll tell you right now, he'd write another crappy song.
Troy: Yeah, in your face Billy Joel.
[Troy mouths who is that to Annie, who mouths back I don't know]
Shirley: It stands for "What Would Baby Jesus Do?"
Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes
