Troy Quotes (Page 12)
Season 1, Episode 18: "Basic Genealogy"
Troy: A switch is a stick she can use to whoop you with. Cherish, Britta. Cherish.
• Rating: Unrated
Abed: I hate when they finish each other's...
Troy:... pies.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 17: "Physical Education"
Troy: You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, he always went on dope adventures, and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it.
Pierce: Calvin Coolidge?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Abed, what are you doing?
Abed: Being myself.
Troy: Go be yourself by Jenny.
Abed: I wouldn't go over there.
Pierce: How do you know that?
Abed: A lifetime of observation mostly.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 16: "Communication Studies"
Chang: We're going to get frozen yogurt.
Pierce [getting on Chang's scooter]: I'm not gay man, they close in seven minutes.
Troy: I could have driven you.
Chang: You said he hated froyo.
Pierce: Just drive!
Troy: Slut!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 14: "Interpretive Dance"
Troy: Girls are supposed to dance. That's why God gave them parts that jiggle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: I am spending a lot of money on breakaway clothing.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Troy: The last thing I said to him was 'Suck it.
Britta: Me too.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 13: "Investigative Journalism"
Troy: You go, girl!
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 12: "Comparative Religion"
Annie: Shirley, you are a guilt machine
Pierce: And annie knows a thing or two about guilt, am I right Jew?
Annie: Say the whole word.
Pierce: Jewey?
Troy: You would never catch a Jehovah's Witness saying "jewey."
Pierce: It comes with the birthday cake you never got.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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