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Troy Quotes (Page 14)

Pierce: Agnostic, the lazy man's athiest. I'm a born again.
Sherry: Oh...
Pierce: We had a re-birthing ritual in my friend's hot tub. I'm now a level five laser lotus in my Buddhist community.
Britta: That does not sound like Buddhism, are you sure you're not in a cult?
Pierce: Just by asking that question, you put me down to a level four. You now owe me 2000 energon cubes.
Troy: Do you know how foolish you sound right now? What else do you believe in, blood transfusions?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Shirley: I made you all a little gift because you're like my new family.
Annie: WWBJD?
Pierce: If it stands for "What Would Billy Joel Do?", I'll tell you right now, he'd write another crappy song.
Troy: Yeah, in your face Billy Joel.
[Troy mouths who is that to Annie, who mouths back I don't know]
Shirley: It stands for "What Would Baby Jesus Do?"
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Troy: That's it, we're arm wrestling.
Abed: Like Stallone in Over the Top? I'm not sure about the rules, don't I need a semi truck and a ten year old son?
 • Rating: Unrated

Troy [to Abed]: it's impossible to guard you, your eyes are too gentle and mysterious.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: I'm not afraid. I choose not be around rats because they are unpopular. Same goes for centipedes and lakes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Real friends help me with things, not vice versa.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Let's say two people are in a class together and one wants to ask another one out on a grownup date.. but within biking distance of his parents house
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: I'm saying you're a football player, its in your blood
Troy: That's racists
Jeff: Your soul?
Troy: That's racist
Jeff: Your eyes?
Troy: That's gay
Jeff: That's homophoebic
Troy: That's black
Jeff: That's racist!
Troy: Damn
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy [to Jeff]: I don't know about you, but I know I ended up here because things weren't that great out there. You should try accepting where you're at, man. Take a pottery class or something
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: This decision has to be yours, T-Bone. And this decision has to be yes.
Troy: How did you know my nickname was T-Bone?
Jeff: Because you're a football player. And your name begins with "T."
 • Rating: Unrated

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