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Jeff: Oh look! Indiana Jones and the Apartment of Perpetual Virginity.
Troy: Chops busted fellow adult, chops busted.

That guys sucks harder than toilets in an airplane bathroom.

Troy [about Jeff]

We spend too much time together.

Troy/Abed

Annie: She reminds me of a younger me.
Troy: You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines of the football field in the middle of the game?

Looks like someone woke up on the regular side of bed.

Troy [to Britta]

Jeff what happened? You look...70.

Troy: If you want to get us a gift we're registered at Linens n' Things.
Abed: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.

Troy: Magnitude!
Magnitude: Pop...P...
Troy: Pop what? Pop What? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY!? POP WHAT MAGNITUDE?

Jeff: My forehead's not that big right?
Troy: It's not small.

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