Troy Quotes (Page 9)
Season 2, Episode 11: "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas"
Troy: Who taught you therapy, Michael Jackson's dad?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Mixology Certifiction"
Annie: Weird night huh?
Troy: Yeah. Alcohol makes people sad. It's like the Lifetime movies of beverages.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Troy: I just spent the last two years thinking that you guys knew more than me about life, and I just found out you guys are just as dumb as me.
Britta: Da doi.
Jeff: Yeah. Da doi.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Troy: Yes. I want to bathe in manhood.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: You were born 21 years ago.
Troy: Which would make me 20, because everyone is 10 for two years. Because fifth grade is really hard for every...one. Mom how many lies have I been living!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy [reading the cake]: Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Conspiracy Theories and Soft Defenses"
Troy: Latvian Independence Parade. Don't look at me, they had the proper permits.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy [to Britta]: Enjoy eating fiber and watching The Mentalist.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Cooperative Calligraphy"
Troy: Do they find thoughts in our butts? I knew I should've read that book.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: I wanna see if those wiener dogs are born that way, or if they start off normal and then get wiener.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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