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Turtle: Wow, I'm getting a little emotional.
Drama: Yeah, me too. We better find someone to f*ck in Paris.

Drama: Hey, remember these words, E: "From behind, you don't even look preggers."
Turtle: Oh, and tell Sloan, if it's a boy? Baby Sal. Great name.

Ari: Vince! Hold the plane.
Drama: Who's the broad?
Turtle: That's his wife, you jerk off.

Turtle: Wow, Drama, you swore on your career?
Drama: I had my balls crossed.

Turtle: Look, this is going to be a very exclusive affair, but it's important to Vince that you attend.
Drama: It's important to all of us.
Sloan: And why am I such an important guest?
Turtle: Because you're carrying our baby.
Sloan: Your baby?
Drama: Well that's the way we are, Sloan, you know that. Even if you lose E you're never going to lose us.

Vince: Now let's see you top that news.
Turtle, Billy and Drama: Sloan's pregnant.

Vince: I think I'm getting married.
Turtle: What?
Billy: Come on, Vince.
Vince: I'm serious, I'm actually in love with this woman.
Drama: What was the sex that good?
Vince: Yes, but that's not it.
Turtle: It's either that or you're back on drugs.
Vince: I'm clearer than I've ever been.
Drama: Well did you drug her?

Alex Rodriguez: I thought you were in that Avion Tequila deal?
Turtle: Yeah. I made a few bucks, but...
A-Rod: A few bucks? I heard it went public today.
Turtle: What?
A-Rod: Listen, call Tex and apologize. We're trying to win a ring around here.

Turtle: Come on, you've got an eight year, hundred and eighty million dollar contract.
Mark Teixeira: I've also got three kids in private school in Greenwich, Connecticut. You don't have three kids in private school in Greenwich, Connecticut, do you Turtle?
Turtle: No.
Teixeira: So you don't know how expensive it is then, do you?
Turtle: No.
Teixeira: Turtle, find another way. And don't try to guilt me again.

Johnny Drama: Bro, didn't I used to bang her sister?
Vince: Yeah, actually she said she asked about you.
Drama: Of course.
Turtle: She probably wants to find out if you were the one who gave her the herps.
Drama: Well at least I get laid often enough to be a suspect.
Eric: Interesting logic.

Vince: Turtle, how many relationships have I had?
Turtle: Huh?
Vince: Deep, real, meaningful relationships.
Turtle: Not counting us?
Vince: Women.
Turtle: I don't think any.

Vince: Hey, there's my motherf*cker. Get it?
Eric: Oh I get it, hilarious.
Johnny Drama: I don't get it.
Turtle: Mother f*cker. E f*cked the mother.
Drama: Oh you mean step mother f*cker. I get it! That's funny bro.

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Entourage Quotes

Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her

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Lloyd: What's wrong?
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can't see what's right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fucked and I'm fucked. Which means we're all fucked. And we're fucked in the way you like to get fucked, not fucked in the way normal people like to get fucked

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