Turtle: Any idea how quick I can get to Rome?Flight Attendant: You just flew in from LA
Turtle: Oh yeah, I'm trying to break Guiness record for most miles in 24 hours, what's it to you?
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Jamie Lynn: You're so quiet...
Turtle: Nah, just thinking about class, hoping there's not a pop quiz
Jamie Lynn: Do you get those in college?
Turtle: ...no
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Turtle [on the phone]: Do I look weird today?
Drama: Like I memorize how you look morning
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Drama: Is this guy Masad or what?
Turtle: Aren't all Israelis?
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Turtle: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute.
Ari: Talk to me about what?
Turtle: Career advice.
Ari: For who?
Turtle: For me...
Ari But you don't have a career.
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Vince: I'd just be happy to avoid a Razzie
Drama: There's nothing wrong with a Razzie
Turtle: Johnny's gonna go for the hat trick if he ever does another movie
Drama: I only have one Razzie, asshole
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Jamie Lynn [on the phone]: Your big c**k is in my mouth...
Turtle: That's where it likes to be!
Turtle's Mom: Who's that on the phone!?!?!
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Drama: I'll give you tips on how to audition, bro.
Turtle: He needs tips on how to successfully audition!
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Turtle: Hot girls driving limos...I like that! Call it "Lim-hos!"
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Turtle: Why'd you call last night?
Jamie Lynn Sigler: My therapist says I'm attracted to losers.
Turtle: Lucky me!
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