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Turtle Quotes (Page 10)

Season 3, Episode 9: "Vegas Baby, Vegas!"

Vince: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob
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Turtle: Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho.
Vince: But Turtle, I already gave you ten.
Turtle: I only pay for p***y with profits
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Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
Drama: Strippers, why?
Turtle: Now, shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"
Vince: Thank you
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Vince: Don't you have that masseuse you love over there?
Drama: Oh, yeah. Ken at the Hard Rock. He's got hands of gold.
Turtle: It's insane that you let a man rub your body
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Eric: Says your judging a beauty contest, Queen of the Strip.
Turtle: Sounds like a bonus!
Eric: Sounds like I don't know what you got us into, as usual
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Eric: So this d**khead is saying what? That he f**ked my girlfriend?
Vince: I don't know, E.
Turtle: Hard to say what he was saying.
Ari: It's not hard to say. Seth Green landed on Plymouth Rock before you did, E. Wake up!
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Turtle: Aren't you gonna call your wife, Ari?
Ari: I don't care if my wife's getting f**ked right now, Turtle! I need to get my money back!
• Rating: Unrated

Drama: How relaxed do I look?
Turtle: You look like you died in 1983
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Season 3, Episode 8: "The Release"

Drama: You know Eddie Burns offered me "Brothers McMullen." True story...but I took a TV show instead.
Turtle: Was that when you did your full-frontal "Red Show Diary?"
Drama: No that's when I did my three episode arc on 90210, sexually harassing Tori Spelling.
Turtle: Nice choice
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