Turtle Quotes (Page 11)
Season 3, Episode 7: "Strange Days"
Drama: What's disgusting is the only reason a guy should be forced to spoon a girl is if he's allowed to f**k her first.
Turtle: Or at least if she promises she'll f**k him later
• Rating: Unrated
Vince: Who uses the word, snuggle?
Turtle: E and E.
Drama: Men spoon. Women snuggle
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Vince: Did E fall in love during a threesome?
Turtle: If anyone could do it, it's E.
Drama: You're like a chick. I mean the guy cannot have unemotional sex.
Eric: I didn't have sex.
Drama: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping
• Rating: Unrated
Turtle: It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off at the Feed the World event.
Vince: Jesus, remember that Cuban guy who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana?
Drama: The guy never sent me those cuban cigars he promised. I should call.
Turtle: Yeah, ask him if he knows any good lefties for the Yank's bullpen while you're at it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 6: "Three's Company"
Drama: No woman should ever joke about [a threesome]
Turtle: No, they should not. But either way, I am so whacking off to your girlfriend tonight
• Rating: Unrated
Turtle: I know you're not a big porn guy, but the innovations since the DVD are pretty amazing. Remember back in the day, you'd be tugging it and they'd cut to a close-up of the guy's face and you'd want to kill yourself. Never again, multi-angles
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ari [about Alan Grey]: He'll take everything you have. He'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle.
Vince: I don't care about any of that. Except maybe Turtle.
Turtle: Thanks Vince
• Rating: Unrated
Turtle: The girl was cold.
Drama: Ice Cold
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "Crash and Burn"
Turtle: Vince said you were gonna come here and listen to me...
Ari: Vince said.. Vince said he'd throw me a piece of p***y because he's famous. Whatever you want, Turtle. Okay. I will rep you
• Rating: Unrated
Turtle: I was thinking some place more like Spago, you know where people would see me and you?
Ari: One o' clock, no sweatsuit.
Turtle: Fair enough
• Rating: Unrated
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