Entourage

Turtle Quotes (Page 12)

Vince: Do you smell something?
Turtle: Is that sausage?
Drama: No, that's gourmet kielbasa, it's been aging for three days. I was going to surprise you guys. I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
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[on Drama picking a girl...]
Turtle: Fifty hot girls have walked by, the guy's had a problem with every one of them.
Eric: That's cause none will look at him
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Drama: You could use the exercise anyway, fatboy.
Turtle: Yeah, why don't you race me up you 50 year old cocksucker!
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Drama: You're telling me I couldn't be repped at this s**thole?
Turtle: You've been repped at bigger s**tholes
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Vince: What's so special about these two, huh?
Turtle: These two will f**k us if we take them, guaranteed!
Vince: How do you know?
Turtle: Because they said if you take us we'll f**k you!
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Drama: I hope this doesn't affect my status over there.
Turtle: I'm sure your still their least important client, Drama. Don't worry
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Drama: The question you gotta ask yourself is, E, are we family?
Turtle: Yeah, E, are we family?
Vince: What are we if we're not family?
Drama: Just four guys who are a little too old to still be living together.
Eric: Yeah, and one guy who's way too old
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Turtle: What the f**k are you taking pictures of?
Drama: What do you mean? Them. This way, when Vince goes into denial about it, it's proof.
Turtle: You don't think he'll believe us?
Drama: Nobody ever wants to believe you're being two-timed, Turtle.
Turtle: How many times have you been cheated on?
Drama: Too many, Turtle. Too many
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Turtle: They rented Brian's Song, E!
Eric: I heard you. What do you want me to do?
Drama: The ultimate guy-cry movie.
Turtle: He cries in front of her, shows her he's sensitive, bang! he moves right in.
Drama: Yeah. His tears will basically act as a lubricant
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Drama: Great job, Turtle. You just sold a song you don't own.
Turtle: You know what my pops used to say?
Drama: "I wish I had a daughter"?
Turtle: No. "Sell it, don't smell it." Don't worry we'll get the rights.
Drama: How?
Turtle: We'll wing it, my man
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