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Turtle Quotes (Page 9)

Season 3, Episode 12: "Sorry, Ari"

Vince: This is depressing. Maybe we just go without an agent.
Turtle: Drama did that for 10 years. Really worked for him.
Drama: Suck it, Turtle
• Rating: Unrated

Drama: I give em a six for decor. I mean, what kind of self respecting agency has fake plants in their lobbies?
Turtle: I don't think their fake, Drama, there's a girl over there watering them.
Eric: Maybe the water's fake, huh, Drama?
• Rating: Unrated

Drama: Didn't even offer us a drink. That's a zero for service.
Turtle: But still, I'll give em a ten for amenities if she let me service that ass
• Rating: Unrated

Drama: The guy doesn't even bother to call you?
Turtle: I'd say that's a substantial point loss in the service area.
Drama: Forget about points, Turtle, that earns Left a bitch slap
• Rating: Unrated

Season 3, Episode 11: "What About Bob?"

Drama: I don't need this s**t.
Turtle: Easy Drama, I'm just playing.
Drama: Yo, play with someone who doesn't have a two page monologue
• Rating: Unrated

Turtle: You know what I do when I'm anxious? I whack off!
• Rating: Unrated

Turtle: First I lose my rapper, then I lose my limiteds. I'm not mad Vin, I'm just sad. Really really sad
• Rating: Unrated

Season 3, Episode 10: "I Wanna Be Sedated"

Drama: My second time coming to this neighborhood without my nunchucks. I'm an not happy.
Turtle: Oh, you're not happy? I got fourty grand riding on finding Saigon in the next four hours. If I don't, I'm gonna kill myself by eating all your Propecia pills
• Rating: Unrated

Ari: Conversations usually end after one person calls the other person a douche bag.
Lloyd [to Eric]: You called him a douche bag? He doesn't like that
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0