Season 2, Episode 9: "The Bat Mizvah"
Drama [to Turtle]: You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before f**king a supermodel.Turtle: If I was f**king a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night
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Eric: What are you going to wear to a Bat Mitzvah, a Knicks jersey?
Turtle: It's formal. I was thinking "home whites"
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Turtle: Three thousand dollar suit just to wound up some p***y, huh, E?
Drama: Nah, it's a good investment. McQuewick's gotta be worth a hundred million easy. You buying that suit is like buying Microsoft in the '80s. That's if you can get the girl
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Turtle: It's like getting mad at the bull for giving you the horns when you never should have been in the ring in the first place
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Turtle [to Eric]: Well, why don't you wear that suit you wore for your high school graduation? It's still hanging in your closet.
Vince: I thought that was his communion suit.
Drama: Yeah, well, E didn't grow much from communion to high school graduation so it's probably the same suit.
Eric: F**k you guys. I'm going to Men's Warehouse.
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Drama: Look at that gorgeous piece of bread. Its like a big baked cloud.
Turtle: Imagine making a six foot hero out of that
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Season 2, Episode 8: "I Love You Too"
Turtle: You were driving when Vince was seven? How f**kin' old are you, Drama?Drama: 31. Get off my ass.
Eric: 31, Drama? Yeah, in dog years maybe
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Eric: We could've gone, Drama. You just refused to scalp.
Turtle: We could've had great seats for 200 a pop.
Drama: Scalping raises ticket prices so the average fan can't afford them. U2 stands up for the common man and so do I.
Eric: You are the common man, Drama.
Turtle: More like an uncommon loser
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Turtle [to Drama]: How the f**k you know Jesse Jane? You know how much Lubriderm I burned through on that broad?
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Drama: Comic-con?
Turtle: Ain't that that comic book geek-fest you go to every year?
Drama: That's no geek-fest, Turtle. That's my bread and butter. I make $1800 a day selling autties.
Turtle: You sell German cars there?
Drama: Autographs, d**kbag! I've been begging you guys to come for years.
Turtle: And we've been laughing in your face for years because we don't like comic book geeks
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