Turtle: You wanna hide me, consider me hidden!Jamie Lynn Sigler: Seriously, I eat here all the time.
Turtle: Really?
Waitress: Hi Jamie baby, how you doin'?
Jamie Lynn Sigler: Really.
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Turtle [to Jamie Lynn Sigler]: I got nowhere to go, Jaime. In fact, I'll move in if you want me to!
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Drama: There's the director.
Turtle: Should I just gun it and run him over?
Drama: Or should we take the slow and painful approach and piss in his OJ?
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Drama: Took the opportunity to inflict a little damage.
Turtle: What kind of damage?
Drama: The "number two" kind!
Turtle: You took a s**t in his trailer?
Drama: ...let's just say revenge is best served "a la commode."
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Drama: That whole world is deviants, bro. The dudes bang each other while the chicks watch, the chicks bang each other while more chicks watch...
Turtle: And yet nobody would let you watch anything!
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Turtle: You guys think I could sell myself to old broads for cash?
Eric: Yeah, if they had vision problems
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Turtle: Where's Arnold?
Drama: He's right there, I've been watching him.
Turtle: That's a rock! Are you kidding me?
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Turtle: Is this Benji the dog we're talking about?
Ari: No, no, it's Benji Franklin who goes to Artic, you idiot
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Marvin: You've to wipe the slate clean and start all over again, and this time on a budget and without dependents.
Turtle: So should I just get an appetizer?
Marvin: You should go on hunger strike
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Turtle: So, with all that dancing, can you do any crazy s**t? You know, like put your legs behind your head.
Dancer: I told you, I have a boyfriend.
Turtle: You did. But you also said you lie to him. So, maybe you can tell him that we didn't f**k today
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Total Quotes: 176
