Turtle: Bonjour, we are checking in under the Vincent Chase party.Drama: Except for me, I'm under my own party, Johnny Chase. (to Billy) They love Viking Quest in France.
Billy: What the hell is Viking Quest?
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[in reference to all the soldiers at LAX]
Turtle: Jesus, it looks like downtown Baghdad!
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Turtle: You are ruining this party, Drama.
Drama: By stopping two hundred people from s**tting on my toilet? I don't think I'm ruining anything.
Turtle: Who s**ts at a party?
Drama: Or they could just piss. What do drunk people do? They piss, and they miss
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Turtle: 60 million bucks just to have sex with her. Come on, Vince, you could've done it, you've done worse
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Eric: I'm not moving in with her, Drama, I'm just staying there til we leave to shoot the movie.
Turtle: Yeah, and that girl from Silence of The Lambs is just "staying" in that well
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Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say f**k it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time
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Kelly's little brother: Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car!
Turtle: What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing!
Turtle [to Kelly]: And what does he mean by "another" one?
Kelly: I'd better go
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Turtle: I'm hungry.
Vince: Me too.
Turtle: Should I try and make us something?
Vince: I'm not that hungry
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Rufus: You wanna cry or you wanna wait?
Turtle: Can I wait near her?
Rufus: That's my daughter Turtle, so no, you mother f**king can not!
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Vince: I don't know what it's called.
Eric: That's what it's called -- a Cartier love bracelet.
Turtle: Does that mean that Vince and Amanda are in love?
Vince: No, it means E knows way too much about jewelry. edit
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Total Quotes: 176
