Drama: Turtle, you reek of desperation.Turte: How much longer can we stay here?
Drama: How ever long it takes. If you want to bust a nut today, you might have to earn it.
Turtle: I always have to earn it
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Turtle: All right. What do you say we start with little miss fluffy-white-poodle over there?
Drama: That's not a poodle, turtle. That's a Lhasa Apso.
Turtle: Whatever. Check out the ass on the broad walking it.
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Turtle: Calm down E. You're going to give yourself a stroke.
Eric: You maxed out three of my f**king credit cards Turtle! That's worse than a stroke!
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Turtle: I'm running things, so use your imagination
Amanda: I'm picturing lots of strippers and porn stars, Turtle.
Eric: He's promised us he's gonna invite some regular girls too
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Turtle: Maybe I could lose the floral arrangements for four grand.
Drama: No no no, nothing gets a girl wet like a calla-lily centerpiece
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Turtle: Come on E, can't you just have a little faith in me and not doubt me? Maybe this one time, I'll make you proud.
Eric: Oh Turtle, you're breaking my heart
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Vince: He had a ginormously huge lunch
Turtle: Is that even a word?
Vince: I don't know
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Turtle: I guess you've had a lot of practice, considering how many times you've been dropped [from an Agency]
Drama: Never officially dropped, Turtle. Although one did move without telling me
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Eric: Hasn't Vince gotten you laid enough, Turtle?
Turtle: Well, that depends. What's your definition of enough?
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Vince: This is depressing. Maybe we just go without an agent.
Turtle: Drama did that for 10 years. Really worked for him.
Drama: Suck it, Turtle
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