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I'm horny all the time.

Tyler: You were right. I shouldn't have come home.
Caroline: No, you just...should have never left. And you shouldn't leave again.
Tyler: You're kidding, right? This is the second time I've tried to kill you.
Caroline: Well, no friendship is perfect.

I kinda fell for her. I don't know how anyone wouldn't because she's pretty incredible.

Tyler: The Doppleganger?
Stevie: Evil twin shadow person.

Tyler: I'm sorry.
Caroline: No. It's too late because we are not friends anymore and what happened to me tonight? That will never happen again. So you take that back to your little werewolf pack and you get the hell out of my house.

Tyler: I didn't know what to do.
Caroline: You help your friend. That's what you do.

Mason: In my mind, you're 12 years old.
Tyler: That's two years older than the last time you saw me.

Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."

Tyler: The guy's not even subtle about it.
Matt: Who is that?
Tyler: It's not my mother.

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

Football is a contact sport. Sometimes, people get hurt.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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