Klaus can't be killed. I can't be fixed. Understand that I'm okay with it.

Caroline: You have to earn the over-nighter.
Tyler: I consider that a challenge.

Everything I like about me, is you.

I'm his first successful hybrid, Caroline. Don't you think that's the tiniest thing awesome?

Caroline: Do you think Matt's going to be okay?
Tyler: I am kissing you and you are wondering about your ex-boyfriend?

I'm horny all the time.

Tyler: You were right. I shouldn't have come home.
Caroline: No, you just...should have never left. And you shouldn't leave again.
Tyler: You're kidding, right? This is the second time I've tried to kill you.
Caroline: Well, no friendship is perfect.

I kinda fell for her. I don't know how anyone wouldn't because she's pretty incredible.

Tyler: The Doppleganger?
Stevie: Evil twin shadow person.

Tyler: I'm sorry.
Caroline: No. It's too late because we are not friends anymore and what happened to me tonight? That will never happen again. So you take that back to your little werewolf pack and you get the hell out of my house.

Tyler: I didn't know what to do.
Caroline: You help your friend. That's what you do.

Mason: In my mind, you're 12 years old.
Tyler: That's two years older than the last time you saw me.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.