Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."

Tyler: The guy's not even subtle about it.
Matt: Who is that?
Tyler: It's not my mother.

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

Football is a contact sport. Sometimes, people get hurt.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.