Daenerys: Get him out of my sight.
Jorah: Khaleesi please, I just need a moment of your time. I brought you a gift.
Tyrion: It's true, he has.
Daenerys: Who are you?
Tyrion: I am the gift. It's a pleasure to meet you, your grace. My name is Tyrion Lannister.

Tyrion: How many centuries before we learn how to build cities like this again? For thousands of years the Valyrians were the best in the world at almost everything and then...
Ser Jorah: And then they weren't.

Tyrion: You're going the wrong way. My sister's in Westeros. Westeros is west, we're heading east.
Jorah: I'm not taking you to your sister.
Tyrion: You said you were taking me to the queen.
Jorah: I am, to Daenerys Targaryen. She's the queen I serve.
Tyrion: [laughs] What a waste of a good kidnapping. So happens, I was heading there myself.

Tyrion: You never told me why you set me free.
Varys: Your brother asked me to.
Tyrion: Could've said no.
Varys: Refuse the Kingslayer? A dangerous proposition.
Tyrion: Not as dangerous as releasing me. You risked your life, your position, everything; why? You're not family, you owe me nothing.
Varys: I didn't do it for you. I did it for the seven kingdoms.

Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn't seem right.


Bronn: What will you do?
Tyrion: I suppose I'll have to kill the Mountain myself. Won't that make for a great song.
Bronn: I hope to hear them sing it one day.

Tyrion: You're the golden son. You can kill a king, lose a hand, fuck your own sister, you'll always be the golden son.
Jaime: Careful, I'm the last friend you've got.

Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief that a thousand lying whores.

A man with no motive is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused.

Baelish

Sansa's not a killer. Not yet anyway.

Tyrion: So, should I turn around and close my eyes?
Jaime: Depends, did you do it?
Tyrion: The King Slayer Brothers, you like it? I like it. You really asking if I killed your son?
Jaime: You really asking if I'd kill my brother?

Sansa: We have a new queen.
Tyrion: Better her than you.

Game of Thrones Quotes

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

Baelish: Do you know what the realm is? It's the thousand blades of Aegon's enemies, a story we agree to tell each other over and over until we forget that it's a lie.
Varys: But what do we have left once we abandon the lie? Chaos, a gaping pit, waiting to swallow us all.
Baelish: Chaos isn't a pit, chaos is a ladder.