Tyrion Lannister Quotes
Season 3, Episode 10: "Mhysa"
Tyrion Lannister: It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Second Sons"
Tyrion: Drinking and lust , no man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Tyrion: You won't be a prisoner after today, you'll be my wife.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Valar Morghulis"
Tyrion: I'm a monster, as well as a dwarf. You should charge me double.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tyrion: Would it be excessive of me to ask you to save my life twice in a week?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Blackwater"
Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.
Tyrion: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm suggesting.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Tyrion: Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tyrion: I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Bronn: Do you know how to use that?
Tyrion: I chopped wood once. No, actually, I watched my brother chop wood.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Tyrion: I'm the captain. If this ship goes down, I go down with it.
Varys: I'm sure many captains said the same when the ship was afloat.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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