Game of Thrones

Tyrion Lannister Quotes

Tyrion Lannister: The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of t-ts and wine?
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Tyrion Lannister: I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.
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Tyrion: You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality; that and your cheekbones.
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Tywin: I always thought you were a stunted fool. Perhaps I was wrong.
Tyrion: Half wrong. I'm new to strategy, but if we are going to be surrounded by three armies, it appears we cannot stay here.
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Tyrion: There's your peace. Joffrey saw to that when he decided to remove Ned Stark's head. You'll have an easier time drinking from that cup that you will bringing Robb Stark to the table now. He's winning, in case you haven't noticed.
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Bronn: Stay low.
Tyrion: Stay low?
Bronn: If you're lucky, no one will notice you.
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Tyrion: As impossible as it seems, there was once a time I was unaccustomed to wine.
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Shae: I don't want to play.
Tyrion: It's fun! Look at the fun we're having!
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Tyrion: Let's play a new game.
Bronn: There's a ... knife game I can teach ya.
Tyrion: Does it involve the potential loss of fingers?
Bronn: Not if you win.
Tyrion: No. No fire games, no knife games. Let's do something I'm good at.
Shae: What are you good at?
Tyrion: I happen to be a great judge of character.
Bronn: This sounds like a boring game.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tyrion: And here we have Bronn, son of...
Bronn: You wouldn't know him.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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