Tyrion Lannister Quotes
Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn't seem right.
Bronn: What will you do?
Tyrion: I suppose I'll have to kill the Mountain myself. Won't that make for a great song.
Bronn: I hope to hear them sing it one day.
Tyrion: You're the golden son. You can kill a king, lose a hand, fuck your own sister, you'll always be the golden son.
Jaime: Careful, I'm the last friend you've got.
Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief that a thousand lying whores.
A man with no motive is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused.Baelish
Sansa's not a killer. Not yet anyway.
Tyrion: So, should I turn around and close my eyes?
Jaime: Depends, did you do it?
Tyrion: The King Slayer Brothers, you like it? I like it. You really asking if I killed your son?
Jaime: You really asking if I'd kill my brother?
Sansa: We have a new queen.
Tyrion: Better her than you.
Tyrion: Forgive me if I don't weep for you.
Varys: No one weeps for spiders or whores.
It's only wine.
You lost a hand, not a stomach.
I didn't know your brother. He seemed like a good man, but I didn't know him. Your mother on the other hand, I admired her. She wanted to have me executed, but I admired her.