Popular Victory Ford Quotes
I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.
You can't take it with you, but if you could, [these earrings] is what you'd want to be buried in.
Wendy [about Nico]: And I always thought she screwed her way to the top
Victory: Yeah that's definitely the story I've heard
Mr Benett's Assistant: Mr Benett would like to meet you to tonight at the ley
Victory: Uhh... and what is this in reference to?
Mr Benett's Assistant: He finds you very attractive and according to Google you are single
Victory: I'm sorry. Are you asking me on a date.
Mr Benett's Assistant: Yes I am... err he is.
Joe: My times is worth about $5,000 a minute. I'm not saying you're not worth. If I had called you myself and you turned me down it would have cost me $20,000.
Victory: Surely you could afford that.
Joe: It's not what I can afford, it's what I choose to afford. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. So you know if I choose to be with you it's cause I want to be.
Joe: The moments before you know the truth about somebody that are the most exciting.
Victory [toasting]: To the moments before.
But you can't wear green, you look like Shrek. Put it down.
Victory: I hate this you know. I hate you sending a jet for me. I hate that I liked riding in it so much. I hate your smug attitude like you're some big hero, cause you're not. You just called your assistant and her send it for me
Joe: Actually I called myself. And hey I could have waited for you in the car. But here I am standing in the tarmac freezing my ass off. I don't do this for anybody.
Joe: Boring, what about dinner?
Victory: In what zip code?
Joe: yours. I'll pick you up around 7, wearing something that comes off easily.
Victory [hangs up]: He's the devil.
Did someone offer you a job ... so who is it? .. if it's Betsy Jonson, I'll throw myself on these scissors.
Victory: Now I look like this needy person that always needs to be saved.
Joe: What makes you think I'm saving you?
Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.
