Victory Ford Quotes (Page 9)
Season 1, Episode 5: "Dressed to Kill"
Victory [about a passerby's butt]: How do i get one of those? Lunges?
Nico: Yeah to a doctor on 73rd and Fifth.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 4: "Bombay Highway"
Chloe: Can I mix gin with vodka?
Victory: Not after labor day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Joe: I like it, it's cute.
Victory: Cute? What is cute? This is an evening gown, not a onesie!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Victory: Why haven't you ever been married?
Joe: I dunno I guess I just haven't met the right guy.
Victory: I'm serious.
Joe: ...and smelling a lot like my wine cellar.
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Joe: So does this mean we're okay? Cause if you want me to join the posse for boggle night...
Vic: Don't be an ass.
• Rating: Unrated
Victory: I knew something up the day we were at the park. Remember that guy with the tiny gym shorts? She was in total cougar mode!
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Victory: I tell you guys about things I'm afraid to show my dermatologist
Wendy: You still haven't had that looked at?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 3: "Pink Poison"
Victory: What do you mean done? You didn't unclog my toilet, you met my best friends.
• Rating: Unrated
Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.
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Victory: Joe Bennett, did you fly me all the way to Paris to get out of dinner with my friends?
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