Favorite Vincent "Vince" Chace Quotes
Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: A Fucking Subaru costs more than the houses we grew up in.
The movie's called Head On, its a cool movie. See it this weekend. Your guaranteed to love it or your money back... from the studio, not from me
Eric: I think you think I like Emily and you're tryin to shut it down.
Vince: Oh yeah, why would I do that?
Eric: Because you don't like when I get a girl and you get stuck with the two retards all the time.
Vince: You know what, I'm gonna get a girl and leave you with the two retards. See how you like it.
Ari: You fucking my assistant?
Vince: No!
Ari: Last thing I want to do is fire one of your fuck-buddies. You know that. You know that right?
Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't.
Justine: You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.
Scott Wick: Do I look like Goodwill to you? What are you high?
Vince: Actually , Scott, I am.
Fiona: Have you seen a video of a slaughter house, Ari?
Vince: Meat is murder.
Ari: Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground.
Eric: Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool, and had nothing on underneath.
Turtle: She's naked at the pool?
Eric: Yeah.
Vince: And you were looking at her?
Eric: She's naked at the pool!
Ari: You know what they feed people on an indie set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric: Well, if anybody could do it, Vince could.
Vince: I do have great balance.
Ari: I thought the girlfriend was still in play.
Vince Aww, bad time of the month to come home.
Ari: Oh, you're like me.
Eric: Oh yea, how so?
Ari: I won't even fuck my wife after she plays tennis.
Eric: So, your sayin you'd have sex with a girl on her period, Drama?
Turtle: Who wouldn't?
Vince: I've done it, it's not something I hope for.
Eric: You guys are disgusting
