Vince: Okay, so Johnny's got his plan. Turtle's got a plan. What's your plan, Manager?
Eric: I'm working on some things, Vince.
Vince: You may wanna work on calling Emily back. She left three messages.
Eric: Yeah, what am I gonna say, "I'm an idiot? I shouldn't have promised you the print of a movie I can't get"?
Vince: I like the idiot part.

Ari: Her favorite actor in this town is you.
Vince: Sharon Stone said that?
Ari: Absolutely.
Vince: She's still good looking.
Ari: Yeah, in the right light

Don't tell me it's "good news" that a movie I didn't even want to do in the first place, that you talked me into doing, is still possibly mine.

[referring to Turle's cold streak with getting laid]
Vince: Go easy on 'em, E, even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.
Drama: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting pussy.
[Eric laughs]
Turtle: Keep fucking laughing, E. You give me the manager title, I'll be overflowing in it.

John: We want you in the Warner family Vince.
Vince: I'm all about family, John. And after seeing your 200 foot yacht in last month's Robb Report can I call you Dad?

Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kind of career I want.
Eric: Johnny Depp did Pirates of the Caribbean. And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but I heard he dresses like that in real life, though

Vince: Don't you have to be home to your wife, Ari?
Ari: I make the goddamn rules! ... I got till... 2AM

Eric: Do this movie.
Vince: Can you get me suit approval?
Ari: You can wear tube socks and a yarmulke
Vince: All right! Lock it down

Vince: I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life.
Eric: He doesn't want to get typecast.
Ari: Look at that -- there's the Joker, there's Batman, there's Spider-Man. They're all typecast...as rich guys

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