Eric: It's true. The scripts Ari used to send us were in the 90-to-104-page range. Yours are closer to 140.
Vince: It leaves me no time for skin care

Vince: Remember ninth grade? You surprised me at Friendly's. That was awesome.
Drama: Yeah it was. And I got jerked off by the girl who made the fribbles

Vince: He had a ginormously huge lunch
Turtle: Is that even a word?
Vince: I don't know

Vince: This is depressing. Maybe we just go without an agent.
Turtle: Drama did that for 10 years. Really worked for him.
Drama: Suck it, Turtle

Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend, until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I'm sayin?
Vince: No, I don't.

Vince: Even after you fuck up like this, you can't even muster the strength to just, as my friend, look me in the face and say, I'm sorry.
Ari: That's all you wanted?
Vince: That's all I wanted.
Ari: Then I'm sorry Vin.
Vince: It's too late.
Ari: Vince
Eric: Ari, your fired

Vince: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob

Turtle: Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho.
Vince: But Turtle, I already gave you ten.
Turtle: I only pay for pussy with profits

Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
Drama: Strippers, why?
Turtle: Now, shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"
Vince: Thank you

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