Vincent "Vince" Chace Quotes (Page 7)
Season 3, Episode 2: "One Day in the Valley"
Ari: Well that was refreshing, but now I have to go home and hammer the wife.
Vince: Hey, give us a lift?
Ari: Anything to keep me away from my house, come on baby
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 1: "Aquamom"
Vince: Ma, you know what? Just forget about the 100 million potentially heartbroken listeners and listen to me for a second.
Vince's Mom: Oh f**k, Vincent!
• Rating: Unrated
Vince: What's so special about these two, huh?
Turtle: These two will f**k us if we take them, guaranteed!
Vince: How do you know?
Turtle: Because they said if you take us we'll f**k you!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 12: "The Abyss"
Vince: Just call Cameron.
Ari: No go Vinny. You want that? Be a man, you call him yourself.
Vince: You're fired, Ari.
Ari: Not the first time, Vinny
• Rating: Unrated
Vince: You know, of all people to not get what I'm going through, the heartbreak kid himself. I mean, how many times have I heard you cry like a little p***y over a girl?
Eric: Not over a girl I barely know
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 11: "Exodus"
Drama: The question you gotta ask yourself is, E, are we family?
Turtle: Yeah, E, are we family?
Vince: What are we if we're not family?
Drama: Just four guys who are a little too old to still be living together.
Eric: Yeah, and one guy who's way too old
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 10: "Good Morning, Saigon"
Vincent Chase: I've never been like this in my life, guys. And the truth of the matter is, I don't even give a f**k about the movie anymore. I could live with Mandy in a one-bedroom in Chatsworth and I'd be happy.
• Rating: Unrated
Vince: You actually sat in a meeting and discussed my personal life?
Eric: No, as soon as I figured out what they wanted, I told them all to f**k off.
Vince: You told Barbara Miller to f**k off?
Eric: Yeah. Nobody talks s**t about you. Except me.
Vince: Good looking out, E
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: Oh, hey, Aquaman! Mandy finally let you out of her web?
Vince: Sorry I'm late. You know how hard it is to break away from a good spooning
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.
Vince: And how does a car know it's been stolen?
Drama: Ask the Buddhists, bro. They believe everything's got a soul, even a toaster oven
• Rating: Unrated
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