Eric: So, your sayin you'd have sex with a girl on her period, Drama?Turtle: Who wouldn't?
Vince: I've done it, it's not something I hope for.
Eric: You guys are disgusting
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Ari: I thought the girlfriend was still in play.
Vince Aww, bad time of the month to come home.
Ari: Oh, you're like me.
Eric: Oh yea, how so?
Ari: I won't even f**k my wife after she plays tennis.
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Ari: You know what they feed people on an indie set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric: Well, if anybody could do it, Vince could.
Vince: I do have great balance.
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Eric: Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool, and had nothing on underneath.
Turtle: She's naked at the pool?
Eric: Yeah.
Vince: And you were looking at her?
Eric: She's naked at the pool!
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Fiona: Have you seen a video of a slaughter house, Ari?
Vince: Meat is murder.
Ari: Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground.
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Scott Wick: Do I look like Goodwill to you? What are you high?
Vince: Actually , Scott, I am.
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Justine: You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.
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Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't.
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Ari: You f**king my assistant?
Vince: No!
Ari: Last thing I want to do is fire one of your f**k-buddies. You know that. You know that right?
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Vince: He got a girl.
Eric: Really, who?
Turtle: I don't know, he must have ordered in late night. Woke me up at like 4:30. Sounded like a couple of baboons f**king.
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