Vince: Don't you have that masseuse you love over there?Drama: Oh, yeah. Ken at the Hard Rock. He's got hands of gold.
Turtle: It's insane that you let a man rub your body
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Ari: I'm not going to Vegas on a Wednesday.
Vince: Come on! What else you got to do?
Ari: I have the theater with the wife and her mother tonight... move over I'm in
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Vince: Is she mad?
Ari: She said she'd rather see me gagged and bound like a real kidnapping. Yeah, so I think so
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Eric: You lost a hundred grand?
Vince: Yeah, something like that.
Ari: But we're partners!
Vince: Oh s**t, I forgot! Means I'm only really down fifty!
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Eric: So this d**khead is saying what? That he f**ked my girlfriend?
Vince: I don't know, E.
Turtle: Hard to say what he was saying.
Ari: It's not hard to say. Seth Green landed on Plymouth Rock before you did, E. Wake up!
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Vince: Who uses the word, snuggle?
Turtle: E and E.
Drama: Men spoon. Women snuggle
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Vince: Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great.
Eric: You hear that, Ari?
Ari: The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. Aquaman 2 is going to make Speed 2 look like Citizen F**king Kane
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Vince: Did E fall in love during a threesome?
Turtle: If anyone could do it, it's E.
Drama: You're like a chick. I mean the guy cannot have unemotional sex.
Eric: I didn't have sex.
Drama: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping
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Turtle: It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off at the Feed the World event.
Vince: Jesus, remember that Cuban guy who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana?
Drama: The guy never sent me those cuban cigars he promised. I should call.
Turtle: Yeah, ask him if he knows any good lefties for the Yank's bullpen while you're at it.
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Vince: What? Apologize? For Snuggling her?
Eric: For invading her space ... I don't know.
Drama: You're a sensitive guy E, it's kinda queer
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